College Hoops Smoke Tiffany Suarez Transfers To Fordham

 

Welcome to the hood, girl! I actually got the inside scoop on this from my Fordham sources earlier in the week. Yea thats right I’m plugged into the underworld of Women’s College Hoops. I didnt want to say anything though because of potential recruiting violations. I figured the NCAA would take one look at a handsome, charming blogger like myself making the transfer announcement before anyone else and they would automatically assume some sort of tampering had occurred and block her from signing with Fordham. I didnt want to jeopardize the hottest chick in hoops coming to the Bronx.

So Tiffany, let me be the first to welcome you to Rose Hill. I’d like to take you out to a nice Italian dinner at Roberto’s and then we can stroll around the Botanical Gardens. Just kidding I’ll take you to Pugsley’s for a Richie Special and then we’ll hit up Mugzs for some dollar beers from Suits. You’re gonna absolutely love it here. Just dont ever go anywhere alone at night and dont expect anything even remotely close to the UVA social life. But you can go ahead and book another A-10 championship for the Lady Rams.

Just don’t slip up with Coach Gaitley or she will publicly humiliate you in front of all your friends.